*Mooney Ain't Moxie*

May. 21, 2009 at 6:49pm with 24 notes

Reblogged from ultrascorponic

ultrascorponic:

thewayoftheworld:

ultrascorponic:

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

thewayoftheworld:

thepilgrim-chapter32:

We are all sinners, so clearly Bonnaroo is for everyone. Only 20 days lefts, so get your tickets!
danieveryday:
There are 28 days to Roo! Roll on Summer and roll on ROO!!

Holy shit! This appears to be a direct quote from Jesus himself. How would Jesus know? Did he attend past Bonnaroos? In any event, it was rather nice of him to take time out of his busy schedule to comment personally on behalf of the Zion Pentacostal Tabernacle Church. That church sure has some major pull in the celestial hierarchy. The pope is jealous.

wow. i don’t think Jesus would agree. didn’t he spend most of his time with junkies and sinners? i mean correct me if i am wrong (that never happens tho. ask my scrabble opponents) but his crew was rather motley…and he liked it that way. and i think he’s been to every Bonnaroo. didn’t you see him? he was the cool hipster guy with the beard.

And the long hair. Yeah, and he went missing for a whole bunch of years. Nobody knows where he was until his 30’s. I think he was in the future living on Height-Ashbury in the ‘60’s and jammed with the Dead (which is the past for us but his future).
But alas, Jesus got religion in the 80’s and accepted himself as his own personal savior. Born again. He voted for Reagan, Bush Jr. and McCain because he’s pro-life, you see? But he still won’t return the pope’s calls.

“Dont want to talk about Jesus
Just want to see his face” Glimmer Twins.

I can’t wait to scream at Bonnaroo during the Phish concert, ” Ah god! Jesus knows what I’m doing! No! No you goddamn junkie sinner, don’t pass me that joint-just kidding, please pass it.”

thewayoftheworld:

ultrascorponic:

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

thewayoftheworld:

thepilgrim-chapter32:

We are all sinners, so clearly Bonnaroo is for everyone. Only 20 days lefts, so get your tickets!

danieveryday:

There are 28 days to Roo! Roll on Summer and roll on ROO!!

Holy shit! This appears to be a direct quote from Jesus himself. How would Jesus know? Did he attend past Bonnaroos? In any event, it was rather nice of him to take time out of his busy schedule to comment personally on behalf of the Zion Pentacostal Tabernacle Church. That church sure has some major pull in the celestial hierarchy. The pope is jealous.

wow. i don’t think Jesus would agree. didn’t he spend most of his time with junkies and sinners? i mean correct me if i am wrong (that never happens tho. ask my scrabble opponents) but his crew was rather motley…and he liked it that way. and i think he’s been to every Bonnaroo. didn’t you see him? he was the cool hipster guy with the beard.

And the long hair. Yeah, and he went missing for a whole bunch of years. Nobody knows where he was until his 30’s. I think he was in the future living on Height-Ashbury in the ‘60’s and jammed with the Dead (which is the past for us but his future).

But alas, Jesus got religion in the 80’s and accepted himself as his own personal savior. Born again. He voted for Reagan, Bush Jr. and McCain because he’s pro-life, you see? But he still won’t return the pope’s calls.

“Dont want to talk about Jesus

Just want to see his face” Glimmer Twins.

I can’t wait to scream at Bonnaroo during the Phish concert, ” Ah god! Jesus knows what I’m doing! No! No you goddamn junkie sinner, don’t pass me that joint-just kidding, please pass it.”