” Vindicated gays,” are the new, 21st century version of “vindicated black people.” I had this young gay couple come into my place of business today, who treated me like I was Atilla of the Hun preparing to slay their future adopted children.

I just glanced at you kissing for christ’s sake! Get over yourselves!

The biggest irony of all is while you were sassing off to me, treating me disrespectfully, and berating me. I’m texting my current girlfriend (whom I’m yes, that’s right- in a relationship with) and again (in case you forgot), I am a woman!

Gay couple, you were so defensive about being discrimated against, you ended up judging one of your own! And trust me, I am as liberal as it gets. It doesn’t get much more open-minded than me, I’m like Rome right before the fall of their civilization for fuck sake!

So remember young college folk and others…next time you get a political/social burr up your ass, think it through a little further because you might end up looking like the biggest fool around…